Kristen is a woman known by many names. Some of them less flattering than others.

As the titular character of the novel, Kristen seeks out nothing less than to one day be the Queen of Marketing. Unfortunately, there is a lot of office politics and distractions in her way as she maneuvers her way through a post-university life while trying to get a full time gig with oddball ad agency RoseGreer. Kristen isn’t afraid to reach out to get what she wants in life, even if that means a little collateral damage from time to time. Kristen has strong beliefs in the powers of both inspiration and SINspiration although sometimes being a muse isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.